My stomach is dying

I dont know whats going on. I'm trying to ignore it. I have been so painfully bloated for the last 2 days that it feels like my stomach is spasming - it is incredibly painful. I look suddenly pregnant.

I dont want to be a douche and go to the ED (can you imagine the giggles when a nurse with gas problems shows up at the ED) but the pain is almost unbearable. I'm going to try and make an apmt with my favorite NP at my docs office tomorrow and see if she has any suggestions. I've tried OTC meds, abdominal massage, crazy yoga moves....nothin'. Something's gotta give.

Ps) after studying my brains out for 4 days, I think the bio test went relatively well. I went to see my teacher 3 x for help. I also emailed questions. I lived and breathed his voice for 2 days (audio lecture recordings) to the point where I was reciting the lectures with the recording - and made tables and graphs and whatever. I feel like I have something to prove after bombing the first test. I'm gonna feel like a major ass after consuming so much of his help if I don't at least get a B this time.

Also, chemistry is just.not.working.out. Maybe I'm the lone fool that has the comprehension of a fly. I cannot grasp it without help, and my availability does not always mesh well with the availability of my amazing tutor. We were supposed to meet tomorrow - instead I'm desperately seeking a doctors appointment. Cest la vie.